Good dog.
Bad influence.
Funny, cheeky, proudly queer tees & tanks — printed fresh on super-soft Bella+Canvas and shipped straight to your door.
The Goods
Meet the Pack
Bears, otters, twinks, gym boys & daddies — the whole Bruiser family.
Who's Bruiser?
Bruiser is a very good boy with a very big personality — and so are these shirts. Every design is original, printed on demand just for you, so there's no waste and no warehouse full of leftovers.
- Super soft. Bella+Canvas tees & tanks, true unisex fit.
- Made to order. Printed in 2–5 business days.
- Ships fast. Tracking emailed the moment it leaves.
- Free shipping on orders over $60.
FAQ (Fabulously Asked Questions)
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed just for you in 2–5 business days, then ships in 3–7 business days (US). Express is available at checkout. You'll get a tracking link by email. Full shipping policy.
How do the sizes run?
Unisex and true to size — size up for a relaxed fit, size down if you want it to hug. Check the size guide on each product.
Returns & exchanges?
Because every shirt is made to order, we can't take returns for fit or change of heart — but if anything arrives misprinted or damaged, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll send a replacement on us. Full returns policy.
Do you ship internationally?
We currently ship to the US, Canada, the UK and Australia.
How do I contact you?
Visit our support page to send a message, or email owner@bruisertees.com or DM us on Instagram at @bruisertees.